Britain's Got Talent
Straining to battle
Best in total rating
I note battling star
Judges
Simon Cowell = Lies low? C'mon!
= Son will come
= Icon mellows
Amanda Holden = Held a Madonna
= Man had no deal
Piers Morgan = More sparing
= Prime organs
David Hasselhoff = Had dives of flash
Famous Contestants
Susan Boyle = Buys on sale
Paul Potts = Last up top
Paul won the first season.
George Sampson = Arm goes sponge
= Ogre sang poems
Dancer George won season 2.
Faryl Smith = Trim, flashy
= Trashy film
= Filthy arms
= Flirty hams
Other
Peter Dickson = Spoken direct
Peter is the announcer
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